HISTORY & MEMBERS

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HISTORY

The PAINTBALL TERRORISTS rose out of the ashes of a long and arduous day of paintballing with colleagues from a place of employment that will remain nameless. During that day, under the hot sun and stench of rented camo suits, came the realization that the sport of paintball needed unorthodox players. Players with a certain and blessed disregard for convention. Players that did not feel the need to do things differently or to purposely go against the grain...it was in their nature! And from that long day, it was agreed that the sport of paintball needed players with true guerilla warfare tactics in their blood. And we were it!

Robnami was approached to be the Captain of this clandestined crew of malcontempts. At first, Robnami declined stating that he had never even owned a boat, let alone be capable of being the Captain of one! When it was further explained to him that he would be the Captain of a "dry-land" paintball collective, he agreed reluctantly and took over the position of Captain/Blame Assumer. It would be the start of something great. A place where his fantasies of carnage and warfare would finally come true!

And so they go forth these, PAINTBALL TERRORISTS, doing what others would not and seeking out tasks of great danger and almost certain and absolute degrees of failure. If you are looking for a team that will thrust itself blindly into the fray without a moment of hesitation; if your scenario games need a group of guerilla fighters that thrive on doing what others could not even dream of doing; if your missions require individuals that have complete and utter disregard for themselves or their teammates, then we are the team for you! And we do all of these things not because we think we are above anyone else, or braver than any other teams. We do it because, like children running at an electrical outlet with a metal fork: We simply do not know any better!


NOTE: We are available for Weddings, Retirement Parties, Birthdays and Bar/Batmitzvahs. Give us a call and we'll let you know how we can add to your special event by painting your guest(s) of honor with our balls!

SPECIAL FORCES

Rob - ROBNAMI (CAPTAIN)

Frank - SUPERLONG COCKODOPOLIS (1st LIEUTENANT)

Sean - QUAGMIRE (1ST SERGEANT)

Rob K. - KLEPTO (MASTER SERGEANT)

ENLISTED

Dwayne - BISHOP (LIEUTENANT/TEAM CHAPLAIN)

Scottie - SARGE (1ST SERGEANT)

Dave - TOKYO JOE (MASTER SERGEANT)

Junie - WHITTAKER (STAFF SERGEANT)

Eric - THE COUNT (STAFF SERGEANT)

Kevin - BACKDRAFT (SERGEANT)

Steve - ALEC BALLS (He's afraid to play so we make him clean our gear)

Sheldon - CASINO (SPECIALIST)

Manny - LATIN MC (SPECIALIST)

Denise - DENAMI (The Captain's lady...yes, he's quite the pimp!)